- a Sapswill soothsayer: "Hello! Hello! I knew you would be coming! I knew! And bringing a present... we loves presents!"
- Player Character: "It's a small token of friendship. A diplomatic gesture."
- a Sapswill soothsayer: "Friends for life, we are now! Is our tradition to greet everyone we meet. Go meet the Sapswills! is the diplomatic way! Hail them all! We like friends! Meet the Sapswills, then meet High Chieftain Grexx! He likes friends, too! to long life and happy friendships!
- Player Character: "I'll pay my respects to your...er, people."
- a Sapswill soothsayer: "To long life and happy friendships!"
- Player Character: "To long life!"
The Sapswill soothsayer said I need to greet the members of their community. Guess it's all part of this diplomatic stuff. Greet a musician. Greet an incapacitated Sapswill. Greet a seated Sapswill. Greet a happy Sapswill. Greet Durg. Greet Gonk.
- a Sapswill villager: "I play special tune for diplomats!"
I've greeted a Sapswill musician.
- a Sapswill villager: "..."
Greeted a passed out Sapswill.
- a Sapswill survivor: "Hail? But soothsayer says no hail in forecast!"
Greeted a leisurely Sapswill.
- a Sapswill villager: "Invasion? Ahh my dance! I call it the Stout Shuffle though."
- a Sapswill villager: "Danger? Only danger I see is crackin' my nog on dis rock!"
Greeted a frenzied dancer.
- a Sapswill villager: "Get some swill, diplomat! Is good!"
- a Sapswill villager: "Dishpan hands? Huh? Oh! Dip-lo-mat! Ha! Funny!"
Greeted a very happy Sapswill.
- Durg: "Must protect diplomat!"
- Durg: "Durg happy to meet you!"
I've greeted Durg.
- Gonk: "Gonk likes diplomats!"
- Gonk: "Gonk not Bok diplomat!"
I've greeted Gonk.
I've greeted as many Sapswills as I could. Now that I've introduced myself to several Sapswill goblins, I should pay my respects to High Chieftain Grexx. Pay respects to High Chieftain Grexx.
- High Chieftain Grexx: "Sad times upon us. The Great Balancing is before us. Coming I knew you would be. Had to, you did."
- Player Character: "I'm just paying my respects, your...er, Grexxness.
Greeted High Chieftain Grexx. I've greeted the High Chieftain of the Sapswill goblins.
I greeted many of the Sapswills, including their High Chieftain Grexx. they seem like a harmless bunch. It's hard to imagine that anyone would want to turn them from their simple ways.